Receiving your letter truly made my day. Yes, we’ve been married 7 years, although ‘good man’ is stretching it a bit. I watch my shows to drown out your constant whining—though clearly, that didn’t work.
I did notice your haircut—it reminded me of a girl’s style, but I kept quiet out of politeness.
The meal you cooked? Must’ve been for my sister, because I haven’t eaten pork in 7 years.
And those silk boxers? I noticed the $49.99 tag and remembered my sister borrowing $50 that morning.
I still loved you and thought we could make it work. When I won 10 million dollars in the lottery, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home, you were gone.
Life has its reasons. Enjoy the life you wanted. And thanks to your letter, my lawyer says you won’t get a penny from me.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich & Free!
P.S. My sister Carla was originally Carl. Hope that’s not an issue!”
A Lesson in Humor and Resilience
Love and relationships can take unexpected twists, and sometimes humor sneaks in when you least expect it. This hilarious letter exchange reminds us that even serious situations can have a lighter side. Beyond the laughs, it’s also a testament to resilience, wit, and the surprising ways life can teach us lessons—even through a breakup letter.
