Much to his shock, his wife’s reply was sharper than he could have imagined:
“Dear Ex-Husband,
Receiving your letter truly made my day. Yes, we’ve been married 7 years, although ‘good man’ is stretching it a bit. I watch my shows to drown out your constant whining—though clearly, that didn’t work.
I did notice your haircut—it reminded me of a girl’s style, but I kept quiet out of politeness.
The meal you cooked? Must’ve been for my sister, because I haven’t eaten pork in 7 years.
And those silk boxers? I noticed the $49.99 tag and remembered my sister borrowing $50 that morning.
I still loved you and thought we could make it work. When I won 10 million dollars in the lottery, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home, you were gone.
Life has its reasons. Enjoy the life you wanted. And thanks to your letter, my lawyer says you won’t get a penny from me.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich & Free!Continue reading…
