“IT’S TIME TO GET DIVORCED.”

My heart was pounding. “It says… ‘It’s Time to Get Divorced.’”

There was a long silence on the other end, and then a strangled, half-choked laugh. “No. Oh my God, no! That was not for you. That was for Sarah. My business partner, Sarah! Her husband just moved out, and I ordered a ‘joke’ cake for her.”

I slumped onto the couch, relief washing over me so completely that I felt dizzy.Continue reading…

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