Feeling unhappy in his marriage, a husband decided it was time to end things. Hoping to make the separation easier, he opted to write a heartfelt letter to his wife:
“Dear Wife,
I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man in our 7 years of marriage, and I have nothing to show for it. The last two weeks have been especially hard. You quit your job recently, and that was too much for me to handle.
Last week, I got a new haircut, cooked your favorite meal, and even bought new silk boxers. You barely noticed—ate quickly and went straight to sleep after your soaps. You don’t say you love me anymore, don’t want intimacy, and nothing connects us as husband and wife.
Either you’re cheating, or you don’t love me. Whatever the reason, it’s over.
Your EX-Husband.
P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving to West Virginia together! Have a great life!”
A Clever Comeback
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